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Nikhil Kumar

A stylish blog on my code

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Changelog:

Punultimate Pun

  1. Brother: There is a spider in the mailbox.
    Me: Web Mail!

  2. Gordon Freeman is cooking dinner.
    Freeman: Can you pass me the thyme?
    G-Man: Thyme, Dr. Freeman?

  3. At a wedding.
    Best Man: I would like to make a toast.
    *puts bread in the toaster*
    *sits*

  4. How I imagine Captain Falcon would use a terminal.

    KneeOfJustice~/ $yes
    y
    y
    y
    y
    y
    y
    y
    y
    y
    y


  5. Friend holds phone to his eye. "What is this?"
    Me: "An iphone"